The entertainment business reels from the news that comedy rockers Tenacious D won't be going to Scandinavia to take part in television promo and instore appearances because of the war, Donatella Versace won't be attending the Oscars, Lisa Marie Presley has cancelled a promotional tour (for what?) and Madonna is "fine-tuning" her "American Life" video to make sure that there isn't anything going on in the world that she isn't cashing in on.

Meanwhile, Evan Dando has tried to use the "Bash Bush in London" gambit to help relaunch his career. And Lee Ryan of boyband Blue, who can normally be counted on to contribute something deep at times like this (he was the one who came out with "Who gives a f*** about New York when elephants are being killed?" regarding 9/11) has greeted the outbreak of hostilities by announcing he wants to have sex with an alien.

(Most of these links stolen from No Rock 'n' Roll Fun, which you're already devoted readers of, I assume....)